There was a hasty driver from Lopburi
who wasn't fond of the residents, furry.
"Get off my damn back
about the macaques,
they lollygag whenever I'm in a hurry!"
When Lord Byron lived at Cambridge University,
he greatly increased campus diversity.
He lived with a bear.
They were quite the pair.
For the poet, the dog ban was a perversity.
Wildlife charges through the city
like the bulls of Pamplona,
a stampede of death
from a river of life,
a river that flows turbulently,
crashing and slopping.
Nothing can falter before the stampede.
Each step must land solidly,
each step until one's last.