They say that each and every single fly Has five thousand lenses in each eye: A three-sixty view from toes to rump, And thus I become the fly-swatting chump.
I'm going out to clean the pasture spring; I'll only stop to rake the leaves away (And wait to watch the water clear, I may): I sha'n't be gone long. -- You come too.
I'm going out to fetch the little calf That's standing by the mother. It's so young, It totters when she licks it with her tongue. I sha'n't be gone long. -- You come too.
Not sure whether to call the crab "monstrous," Or, rather, to class it "preposterous?" Claw outsized, staggering like drunken ants, If I saw one dog-sized, I'd crap my pants.