Let me introduce the Common Hoopoe:
It can raise its crown when it wants to.
With me, it didn't (as you may have guessed;)
I suppose it was just unimpressed.
The Common Hoopoe [Lyric Poem]
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prow points seaward
in widening channel;
geese pass overhead.

Grasshopper rests on a leaf;
Untroubled by undulations.