There was a shrewd carpenter from Zambia
dismayed to hear what was paid to IKEA.
He took apart his shelves,
said, "Make 'em yourselves!"
upped his rates, but threw in a hex key-a.
There was a gambling man of Lusaka
who was always running low on Kwacha.
That's the money, you see,
and despite ardent pleas
when you're a gambler no one will spot 'cha.