DAILY PHOTO: Christ Church Cathedral of Montreal

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Photograph of Christ Church Cathedral in Montreal, Canada.

CANADA LIMERICK

There was a hockey player from Canada
who was entirely lacking in stamina.
He shot like a sniper,
but breathing was hyper,
He got outskated by dear old grand-ma-ma.

DAILY PHOTO: Montreal’s Chinatown

Taken in March of 2011 in Montreal

DAILY PHOTO: McGill & Montreal

Taken in March of 2011 in Montreal

Sympathetic Flow [Common Meter]

The stone man flows; the snake creeps down -
arm becoming viper.
It's slow, but silently it flows,
stealthy as a sniper.

And though he's stone, I feel him go
via sympathetic flow.
Mirror neurons fire in my brain,
taking me high to low...

or so it feels.

Toronto Limerick

A man hopped in a cab in Toronto,
and said, "Get me to Yonge Street, pronto!"
"I'll need more detail,
it's a matter of scale,
that road cuts forty miles thru Toronto."

Montreal Limerick

There was a hungry man from Montreal
who ate Poutine 'til he could only crawl
the snack in question
gave him indigestion,
and sealed his colon like a stonewall.

DAILY PHOTO: Saint Patrick’s Basilica, Montreal

Taken in Montreal in March of 2011.

Canadian Limerick

There was an old lady from Canada
who was a hockey aficionada.
She couldn’t still skate,
but always shot straight —
firing in place like the Spanish Armada.

DAILY PHOTO: St. James, Montreal

Taken in Montreal in the Spring of 2011