buffalo grazes
on stalk stubble
after harvest.
Slim Pickings [Haiku]
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Tag Archives: Bovine
Gaur [Lyric Poem]
A gaur looks like a -roided up cow.
You could try hooking to it a cart or plow,
But I suspect it would turn the tables,
And you'd end up living in its stables.
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Cow Camo [Senryū]
cow camouflage:
sitting in tall grass, stilly —
unsuccessful.
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Purple Cow by Gelett Burgess [w/ Audio]
I never saw a Purple Cow,
I never hope to see one,
But I can tell you, anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one.
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Bovine Brothers? [Senryū]
bovine brothers? or twins? or maybe I'm just seeing double?
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Bovine Chiropractors [Common Meter]
A cow is an animal, &
animals are creatures.
So, having strong proclivities
is a cardinal feature.
Calling them "creatures of habit"
must be for a reason.
If creatures did not form habits
the term would lose cohesion.
But I digress, I must admit.
Let me get to my point.
You see, a sloping pasture must
be murder on the joints!
A random beast, who stood this way
& that, would balance out,
but standing each day - just one way -
could cause a hip blowout.
A cow that grazes on a pitch
must have unequal legs.
Maybe, all it would take would be
two tiny pirate pegs.
For wearing pegs on the downslope
side would align the hips,
but then on walks down to the barn
cows would be prone to trips.
For now, there's just one solution:
bovine chiropractors!
Because the cost will be so great,
I'm seeking benefactors.
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Lazy Cowbell [Haiku]
Predator at Rest [Haiku]
Bull Street [Senryū]
the bull doesn't feign stealth, yet gets close enough to make shoppers poop themselves
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Cow & Egret [Haiku]
the egret turns as if to spurn its cow, but it'll be back
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