There was a hockey player from Canada
who was entirely lacking in stamina.
He shot like a sniper,
but breathing was hyper,
He got outskated by dear old grand-ma-ma.
CANADA LIMERICK
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Category Archives: Canada
DAILY PHOTO: McGill & Montreal
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Toronto Limerick
A man hopped in a cab in Toronto, and said, "Get me to Yonge Street, pronto!" "I'll need more detail, it's a matter of scale, that road cuts forty miles thru Toronto."
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DAILY PHOTO: Saint Patrick’s Basilica, Montreal
Taken in Montreal in March of 2011.
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Canadian Limerick
There was an old lady from Canada
who was a hockey aficionada.
She couldn’t still skate,
but always shot straight —
firing in place like the Spanish Armada.
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DAILY PHOTO: St. James, Montreal
Taken in Montreal in the Spring of 2011
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DAILY PHOTO: Snake Creeps Down Taiji Statue, Montreal
Taken in Montreal in March of 2011
This sculpture by Ju Ming is apparently called “Single Whip,” though it reminds me more of “Snake Creeps Down” because of it’s downward slope of the arms. At any rate, it can be found in Victoria Square in downtown Montreal.
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DAILY PHOTO: Montreal from Parc du Mont-Royal
Taken in March of 2011 in Montreal
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DAILY PHOTO: McGill University in the Springtime
Taken in March of 2011 in Montreal, Canada
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