In Tulum, a lazy old Iguana was asked to leave but said, "I don't wanna!" They threated and chided - reasoned and derided - 'til it left, bribed with good marijuana.
There once was an animal tow truck that would taxi your horse or your duck. Size wasn't deemed relevant 'til up showed an elephant, and the overladen truck got stuck.
A tour bus sticker of mating moose led a tourist to say, "What the deuce?" "I just cannot deal with a tour bestial, and the memories that it might induce."