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Safari Guide Limerick

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Photograph of a female lion taken in Chobe National Park in Botswana.
There was a cocky safari guide
  who - of lions - was often quite snide.
    He frequently stated
    they were overrated,
  but his view was different from inside.

BOTSWANA LIMERICK

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There was a safari guide in Botswana
   who disliked being quizzed about fauna.
      "I don't mean to be rude,
      but there's Huge, Fast, and Food --
 so, just three types of beast in Botswana."