Gothic Church Ruins [Haiku]

Gothic Church Ruins; Carl Blechen (1826)
gothic cathedral:
vault crumbled, floors moss green;
nature reclaims

Dream Limerick

There was a retiree named Graham
who dreamt he was unprepared for an exam.
"What a dream, you fool!
You're sixty years out of school,
and still have an impulse to cram!"

Winter Moonlight [Haiku]

At the Park Gate; John Atkinson Grimshaw (1878)
silver moonlight
glints off the mid-winter thaw --
shining coldly

Hypnotic Limerick

A hypnotic subject entered a trance,
then clucked like a chicken and danced.
"I didn't even ask
you perform these tasks,"
said the hypnotist, looking askance.

Metaphysical Limerick

A drunken old idealist philosopher
got pulled over by a "pos'lif ossifer."
"Oh, can't you see,
my true self 's a tree,
and you can't justly jail a conifer!"

After the Quake [Haiku]

post-quake scaffolds,
on the ancient temples,
teach impermanence

Lump of Color [Haiku]

drab winter forest.
all is in earth tones,
but one orange lump

“Anguish” [Haiku]

“Anguish” by August Friedrich Albrecht Schenck (1878)
mother bleats a cloud,
standing over its dead lamb --
ringed by a murder