Slow Learner Sings the Blues
Tag Archives: life
PROMPT: At Your Age
I suspect they’d have been making strange and new noises every time they got up from a seat, as well as experiencing randomly distributed sharp shooting pains every once in a while. The apple, presumably, doesn’t fall far from the tree.
PROMPT: News
Seek a second and third independent source. The News is increasingly unreliable.
PROMPT: Lost Interest
I used to play with blocks and Lincoln Logs, but as I was not interested in majoring in Architecture, there was no way to respectably continue the activity.
PROMPT: Ideal Day
I wake up. I don’t die. I go to sleep.
PROMPT: Perspective on Life
Becoming less afraid of death makes one bolder, but being more prone to stay injured for extended periods makes one more cautious. Maybe it all just equals out.
PROMPT: To-Do List
The writing of a “to-do list.”
PROMPT: Most Scared
A self-administered lobotomy.
Having to watch MELANIA.
PROMPT: Lottery
Be fearful. Since I don’t play the usual lottery, the only kind I could win is the kind that they use to draft people for fighting alien invaders.
PROMPT: Leisure Time
Nothing that involves wearing a leisure suit, or a suit of any kind. Except, perhaps, a swimsuit or my birthday suit, or playing a suit in a game of cards… What were we talking about?
