Kafka Clerihew

The Bohemian writer Franz Kafka,
 more conflicted than Queen Jocasta,
  wrote tales, absurd -n- surreal...
   yet how factual they feel.

Francisco de Goya Clerihew

The Madhouse (1812-19)

The work of Francisco de Goya
 shows a touch of paranoia.
  Worry of going insane
  can cause quite a strain.

Plato Clerihew, No. 2

The sage philosopher Plato,
  drawn by many a scholar with a halo,
    broke many hearts
    by shunning the Arts. 

Voltaire Clerihew

The Enlightenment thinker called Voltaire
 beat the lottery to become a millionaire.
   To the man, he did stick it,
    by buying every ticket. 

Nietzsche Clerihew

The German philosopher Nietzsche
 pronounced his name using a schwa.
   that rhyme 's not perfected,
   but closer than expected.

Plato Clerihew

The wise philosopher Plato
 tried classifying the potato:
  the edible rock?
  or, coldcock in a sock?

Ockham’s Clerihew

Friar William of Ockham
thought priestly possessions a scam.
Jailed by the Pope,
he slipped the rope.

Socratic Method [Clerihew]

Source: Louvre Museum
Beloved teacher, Socrates
won each debate with great ease.
The first of his winning suggestions?
Ask [don't answer] all the questions.

Shakespeare Clerihew

The Bard, the great William Shakespeare,
made stony souls feel love, hate, and fear,
but I'll cease to dote,
in case he never wrote...

Smells Like Musk [Clerihew]

Elon Musk
has been accused of being brusque.
It's not that he's bitter --
just character-constrained by Twitter.