Winter Landscape [Haiku]

Winter Landscape; Sesshū Tōyō (1470)
snowy mountains
stand above a trickling stream,
too cold to drip

Ancestral Mathematics Limerick

A scholar who loved precise specificity
was asked about his exact ethnicity.
"That very much depends
how far back one extends:
I'm seven-eighths Brit, but all Kenyan - for simplicity."

Strangler Fig Limerick

There was a man who lived in the jungle -oh!
A fig took root in the roof of his bungalow.
'Twas a spotless hut,
'til the door grew shut, 
and the place was overcome by a fungal growth.

Gothic Church Ruins [Haiku]

Gothic Church Ruins; Carl Blechen (1826)
gothic cathedral:
vault crumbled, floors moss green;
nature reclaims

Dream Limerick

There was a retiree named Graham
who dreamt he was unprepared for an exam.
"What a dream, you fool!
You're sixty years out of school,
and still have an impulse to cram!"

Winter Moonlight [Haiku]

At the Park Gate; John Atkinson Grimshaw (1878)
silver moonlight
glints off the mid-winter thaw --
shining coldly

Hypnotic Limerick

A hypnotic subject entered a trance,
then clucked like a chicken and danced.
"I didn't even ask
you perform these tasks,"
said the hypnotist, looking askance.

Metaphysical Limerick

A drunken old idealist philosopher
got pulled over by a "pos'lif ossifer."
"Oh, can't you see,
my true self 's a tree,
and you can't justly jail a conifer!"

After the Quake [Haiku]

post-quake scaffolds,
on the ancient temples,
teach impermanence

Lump of Color [Haiku]

drab winter forest.
all is in earth tones,
but one orange lump