Here comes some sing-song psychopomp, Shepherding all those stone-cold souls. He sings stirring songs all day long, Dragging the Dead over dark shoals.
There once was a popular actress Who most found cruel, catty, and tactless, But the very worst part Was the state of her art, She only played herself in a different dress.
Thou wast that all to me, love, For which my soul did pine -- A green isle in the sea, love, A fountain and a shrine, All wreathed with fairy fruits and flowers, And all the flowers were mine.
Ah, dream to bright to last! Ah, starry Hope! that didst arise But to be overcast! A voice from the Future cries, "On! on!" -- but o'er the Past (Dim gulf!) my spirit hovering lies Mute, motionless, aghast!
For, alas! alas! with me The light of Life is o'er! No more -- no more -- no more -- (Such language holds the solemn sea To the sands upon the shore) Shall bloom the thunder-blasted tree, Or the stricken eagle soar!
And all my days are trances, And all my nightly dreams Are where thy grey eye glances, And where thy footstep gleams -- In what ethereal dances, By what eternal streams.
There once was an artist, Bohemian, Who thought himself quite the comedian. Peers thought he lacked heart, & didn't suffer for his art, But they suffered the farts of that Bohemian comedian.
What a brittle metal That poor, old forge did make. He made a little kettle, But about the spout did break. And water spilled on fire, And clouds of steam did rise, And I felt I must inquire If he'd felt it was wise To settle for a kettle Made of such brittle metal?
Oh, no, no! Don’t you get your gun. It’s not that kind of wicked fun. It’s just that rough and tumble stuff Where one can say, “Enough ‘s enough!” And go your separate ways, knowing That the fight is still ongoing, And it’ll never really be done ‘Cause it’d never truly begun.