There was a burglar from Valladolid who could burgle with great grace and speed. he broke into the sacristy with much alacrity, but was dog-chased out of the church and treed.
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Goa Limerick
A tourist who traveled to Goa contracted some mean protozoa. Claimed she got it in a cave, but "more likely at a rave," said those who recall that girl from Goa.
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Germany Limerick
There was an old woman from Germany who went to the bank to get her money. "It may seem quite strange, but I'll take it in change. I buy vending machine sausage when there's urgency."
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Frankfurt Limerick
An exhibitionist girl from Frankfurt loved dearly to beguile and to flirt. When she raised her hem, her teacher said, "Ahem! that's now more of a belt than a skirt."
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Bratislava Limerick
A multiethnic gourmand of Bratislava
liked to go downstairs for a hot java,
then over to Hungary
for torte topped with berry,
and on to Vienna for a slice of baklava.
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Beerplugs [Limerick]
There was a man with a fondness for beer. There was nothing else that he held so dear. Beer-goggles were his Cupid, & beerplugs muted his stupid: though it remained for the plugless to hear.
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Four on the Floor [Limerick]
A girl got herself an intrepid beau, but she'd long owned a vibrating dildo. "That thing has three speeds to exceed her base needs I'll need four, none too quick nor too slow."
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The Yetis’ Reply [Limerick]
A grouchy nitwit wrote a polemic
about how Yetis had caused the Pandemic.
The Yetis protested,
and kindly requested
the man ponder head-in-ass hygienics.
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The Ottoman [Limerick]
There once was an indolent Turk who was never around to do work. With his makeshift footstool, he'd snore & he'd drool. They called his stool "the Ottoman" and smirk.
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Monogamous Geometer [Limerick]
There once was a monogamous Geometer who could angle in inches or kilometers. "I do love triangles, except love triangles," At orgies he was a nervous vomiter.
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