PROMPT: Pet Peeves

Daily writing prompt
Name your top three pet peeves.

In no particular order: farting on the escalator, eating rotisserie chicken during the opera, and the shouting of “fire” during a flash flood.

PROMPT: Favorite Animals

Daily writing prompt
What are your favorite animals?

Never elevate your opinion of a particular animal above the rest. I used to think quite highly of monkeys, and then one — of the kleptomaniac variety — stole my sunglasses and mocked me from a high tree like a cowardly school bully.

Isn’t it enough to know that all animals are better than people.

PROMPT: Beach or Mountains

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Beach or mountains? Which do you prefer? Why?

To me, that is much like asking whether I prefer a hammer or a Phillips head screwdriver. They are different tools for different purposes. Good luck if you love your ballpeen hammer so much that it’s the only tool for you but your problem of the moment is a deeply embedded wood screw.

PROMPT: 3 Favorite Meals

Daily writing prompt
What are your family’s top 3 favorite meals?

Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner. (Chronologically, not in order of preference.)

Paper masala dosa for breakfast; Thai red curry for lunch; mixed fruit for dinner.

PROMPT: Historical Figure

Daily writing prompt
If you could meet a historical figure, who would it be and why?

If babel fish existed or I could have access to a fluid translator, then perhaps Drukpa Kunley, (or, alternatively, Hanshan or Ikkyu,) because I would like to know how that level of freedom is achieved (and whether it’s all it’s cracked up to be.)

If I was on my own for language, maybe Thoreau or Whitman. (For largely the same reason.)

PROMPT: Instincts

Daily writing prompt
Do you trust your instincts?

More and more each day. And I’m starting to trust reason less and less.

PROMPT: Favorite Month

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What’s your favorite month of the year? Why?

Northern or Southern hemisphere? Landlocked or coastal? Temperate or Equatorial? I need more information.

PROMPT: Favorite Place

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What is your favorite place to go in your city?

The park. (Works no matter what city one might consider “my city.”)

PROMPT: First Impression

Daily writing prompt
What’s the first impression you want to give people?

My conscious mind would only tell lies about this. While I’ve long been aware that I’m an introvert, it’s only more recently come to my attention that I have resting-“get the hell away from me”-face. It’s nothing I ever purposeful cultivated, and — now, being aware of it –I’m trying to be more discerning. (But I have a lot of decades of programming to work against.)

PROMPT: Book

Daily writing prompt
What book are you reading right now?

Forty-Three Ways of Looking at Hemingway by Jeffrey Meyer; a biography of Ernest Hemingway that is written in an interesting and creative way. Rather than a chronological telling of life events, the book relates Hemingway’s life to a series of other individuals and events.