PROMPT: Ideal Day

Daily writing prompt
Describe your most ideal day from beginning to end.

I wake up. I don’t die. I go to sleep.

PROMPT: Perspective on Life

Daily writing prompt
How do significant life events or the passage of time influence your perspective on life?

Becoming less afraid of death makes one bolder, but being more prone to stay injured for extended periods makes one more cautious. Maybe it all just equals out.

PROMPT: To-Do List

Daily writing prompt
Something on your “to-do list” that never gets done.

The writing of a “to-do list.”

PROMPT: Cook

Daily writing prompt
What’s your favorite thing to cook?

Geese. As in: “Your GOOSE is cooked AND your GOOSE is cooked… [etc.]”

PROMPT: First Computer

Daily writing prompt
Write about your first computer.

All I know is that it was much bigger and less capable than my current computer. But – then again – it wasn’t designed to monopolize and commoditize my attention.

In summary: bigger, slower, less capable, but less sinister.

PROMPT: Most Scared

Daily writing prompt
What’s the thing you’re most scared to do? What would it take to get you to do it?

A self-administered lobotomy.

Having to watch MELANIA.

PROMPT: Complain

Daily writing prompt
What do you complain about the most?

The state of the modern world. Increasingly, I feel humanity has jumped the shark.

Years ago, I heard someone wise use the term “information inflation” to describe the fact that we were so awash in information that each piece of information became virtually valueless. [Not to mention that with so much information it becomes harder to distinguish quality information from junk information or quasi-information.] I think we are now treading water in an ocean of [mostly shit] information and quasi-information, and the exhaustion is setting in.

This makes people crave simplicity, which would be great except that we often try to simplify the complexities that must be accepted to have a bit of tolerance and humility.

[The one thing I learned in years of education involving policy is whenever anyone says, “This problem would be so easy to fix, all you’ve got to do is ____________.” that person has no idea what he is talking about and is completely blind to the challenges, complexities, feedback effects, and externalities of the issue at hand.]

PROMPT: Favorite Sports

Daily writing prompt
What are your favorite sports to watch and play?

I would gladly watch free-form survival games, such as the Hunger Games or the Running Man, if such sports were actually available in my viewing area. As for playing, I like darts.

PROMPT: Lottery

Daily writing prompt
What would you do if you won the lottery?

Be fearful. Since I don’t play the usual lottery, the only kind I could win is the kind that they use to draft people for fighting alien invaders.

PROMPT: Books

Daily writing prompt
What books do you want to read?

I’ve always gotten bogged down in Joyce’s Ulysses. There are some books you need to be in the right headspace to attack.

I should probably read the Bible and the Koran, speaking of literature I’ve never had the mental energy to take up.