PROMPT: Bores

Daily writing prompt
What bores you?

Augers, drills, and trepans. They’re the most boring things I can think of.

PROMPT: Drink

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What is your favorite drink?

Water. Far and away. Nothing else comes close by volume consumed.

Unless this is one of those instances where “drink” is code for alcoholic beverage — in which case the answer is pilsner or gin, as the mood strikes.

PROMPT: Favorite People

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Who are your favorite people to be around?

Those who don’t take many things seriously, themselves least of all.

PROMPT: Shoes

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Tell us about your favorite pair of shoes, and where they’ve taken you.

I don’t get attached. They’ll always let you down in the end. I took them to the Andes, the Himalaya — places most people only dream of going — but, ultimately, they just fell apart on me when I needed them most.

PROMPT: Share

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Share one of the best gifts you’ve ever received.

Share it with whom? What if it’s one of those “King Solomon cuts the baby in half” scenarios? Alas, life is not always like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you do know what you’re going to get… a dead baby, that’s what.

PROMPT: Budgeting

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Write about your approach to budgeting.

First, use what you’ve got to put food in your face. If there’s left over, acquire suitable shelter. If there’s some left, buy a book.

PROMPT: Patriotic

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Are you patriotic? What does being patriotic mean to you?

I am. I wish my country the best, am pained to see ailments of what have always been the country’s greatest strengths (the government being limited and at the command of the people and the law [rather than the other way around] and the courage to boldly lead by building the new technologies and adapting to the world that came to be,) and will not stop bitching about it unless and until the situation rights itself. When I was a young man, I served in the military and waved flags. Now, as an old man, I’m not eager to see America go gently into that good night.

I realize that may sound excessively Pollyanna about America’s past and pessimistic about the present / future. I do realize that the country has always had its flaws, as humanity always does. (And loved it all the same.) There have been missteps and mass movements that would later come to be viewed as wrongheaded and self-defeating. But we always had checks and balances, an Enlightenment norm for tolerance, and a respect for decorum and gravitas in our leaders. Now, as I see the “Putin-Orban Manual for New Populist-Nationalist Dictators” being played out, I wonder if the shark hasn’t been jumped on all that was good, honorable, and impressive in the America in which I grew up.

PROMPT: Broken the Law

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Have you ever unintentionally broken the law?

I watched enough Wile E. Coyote to know when someone is trying to dance me under an anvil.

Prompt: Biography

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If there were a biography about you, what would the title be?

Slow Learner Sings the Blues

PROMPT: At Your Age

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What were your parents doing at your age?

I suspect they’d have been making strange and new noises every time they got up from a seat, as well as experiencing randomly distributed sharp shooting pains every once in a while. The apple, presumably, doesn’t fall far from the tree.