POEM: Tomb
thick-walled tomb
a slapping hand, numb and beet red
all sound absorbed
nothing passes
but a tremor
knocking loose a grain of sand
one sand grain for all the frantic panic
for all the screaming, kicking, and pounding
a grain of sand no one will miss
it’ll hit the earth without a shock wave
it’ll tumble into a pile of its kind, becoming indistinguishable
it’ll happen in the space between heartbeats
all that frenetic energy eaten by stone
the sum of a human life force in its final throes
muted by a tomb
DAILY PHOTO: El Castillo
5 Ways to Flummox Your Adversary
5.) Acknowledge that there is a universe in which his or her point is valid: However, tell your adversary that this is contingent upon theoretical physicists being correct that there are an infinite number of universes, each governed by a different set of laws–at least a some of which would have to be stupid. This is called the bubble-verse flummox.
4.) Challenge him or her to a duel: This will require that you carry a well-worn leather glove wherever you go. For it’s not so much the words that produce an effect as the slap across the cheek. You are going for decibels. You can’t pull this off with a cotton glove, a rusty metal gauntlet, or a stiff leather work-glove. You need the glove to have some weight and to be able to put some whip into it. This is called the Aaron Burr.
3.) Talk to your adversary as if that person were a beloved household pet. This will involve both head tousling and inquiries as to, “Who’s a good boy?” It’s called the canine gambit.
2.) Ask your adversary whether he or she is trying to seduce you. It doesn’t matter how mundane or technical the subject is (trade pacts, non-proliferation agreement, etc.), this one is almost guaranteed to shut down opposition. It’s called the Mrs. Robinson.
1.) Say, “The game is afoot!” and then just walk off. It’s very important that you don’t respond to any question about what this means or whether you’re insane. Furthermore, one must break off all contact with the adversary for several days there after. Stew time is necessary. I call this one, The Sherlock.
DAILY PHOTO: Long Shadows of Winter, Óbuda
DAILY PHOTO: Little Girl Shops for Rubber Chicken
5 Tips for Introverts
5.) Eye contact: Train yourself to be aware of eye contact. Eye contact doesn’t come naturally for an introvert. It’s common to not only avert one’s gaze, but to zone out in the process because one’s mind is trying to anticipate the direction of the conversation and formulate a replies. There’s not enough consciousness left for monitoring the visual stream. This has a number of side-effects such as:
-missing non-verbal cues
-appearing uninterested
-staring in the wrong direction (crotches, cleavage, Hells Angels, etc.)
Just don’t let the pendulum swing too far such that one stares like a homicidal maniac.
4.) Scheduling: Bracket social and /or noisy events with quiet time. It’s not just social activity that can be draining for the introvert, being in environments with high levels of sensory stimulation will run down one’s energy even if one isn’t interacting socially. Living in India, I find that sometimes just walking down the street and minding my own business wears fairly rapidly. In moderated doses, these sensory-intensive situations are enjoyable and beneficial, but the secret is to avoid redlining. Extended periods of high stimulation may result in you being grumpy and / or dull.
3.) Readings: Come on, you’re an introvert, you know you love reading. There are a number of books that have come out in recent years to help introverts both better understand introversion and to learn to arrange their lives in a manner optimized to it. I’ll mention two of the more well-known ones.
The first is The Introvert Advantage by Marti Olsen Laney. I mention this one first because it was the first book I read on the subject, and it transformed my thinking about what it meant to be introverted. Though I’m an introvert, I didn’t really understand introvertism until I read Laney’s work.
The more well-known and critically acclaimed book, however, is Quiet by Susan Cain.
2.) Introversion ≠ Shyness: Know the difference between introversion and shyness (social anxiety.) Introversion has long been considered synonymous with shyness. Even many psychologists and mental health professionals seem to believe they are one in the same–or at least they did until the recent spate of books, TED Talks, etc. It’s true that many people are both shy and introverted, but it’s more complicated than that. One can be extroverted and shy. Talk about a raw deal. The shy introvert faces forces pulling them in one direction. The shy extrovert is being pulled in two different directions at once.
1.) Embrace it: Accept your introverted nature. Given an extrovert bias, there’s a proclivity for introverts to wish they were extroverted or to even try to force themselves to be so. This is a recipe for disaster. I discussed the difference between introversion and shyness above, shyness is something that one can work on reducing through visualization, mindfulness, and–most importantly–practice interacting, but introversion is hardwired.
DAILY PHOTO: Golden Bridge on the Ganges, Varanasi
DAILY PHOTO: A Sheep in Human’s Clothing [See What I Did There?]
POEM: the god of abstraction
tree on one corner
on the other a shrine
they hedged their bets
stood astride the line
they sealed their letters to the holy ghost
and slipped them in the midnight post
afraid of what their friends would say
if they mailed them in the light of day
each one believed in the abstract
a realm free of the force of fact
but when that ghost began to ride
they laced their cakes with cyanide
better to be crazy amid false gods
than run the table and play the odds

















