There once was a skilled maker of sweets whose buyers would line up down the street. He was just bones and skin. "How are you so thin?" asked a man buying boxes of the treats.
Sweet Stall Limerick
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Category Archives: Limerick
Nellie Bly Limerick
There was a reporter named Nellie Bly: decided she'd give the asylum a try. 'Twas just for a story. Doctors lost all glory when they couldn't tell a nut from a spy.
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Influencer Limerick
There once was a YouTube Influencer who always ran afoul of the censor. Her most common wrong was stealing pop songs, but redacting wardrobe malfunctions incensed her.
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Stowaway [Limerick]
There once was a mischievous macaque with a knack for invading knapsacks. When a zipper stuck, 'twas his terrible luck to get locked in a trunk & run out of snacks.
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Hyderabadi Limerick
There was a plump man of Hyderabad who was known to be quite a tightwad, but he ate his biryani and never was scrawny. He had a Hyderabadi biryani bod-y.
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Mind in the Cloud [Limerick]
There was a man who moved into the Cloud, being the first machine-mind, he was quite proud. Until someone tripped, and his switch was flipped. "Tape that cord down, for cryin' out loud!"
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Buffalo Horn Limerick
There was a funny buffalo named Stitches whose horns bent back like malformed glitches. "Some horns are for goring and others for warring, but mine are for inaccessible itches."
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Prospero’s Limerick
There once was a bookish Duke from Milan
who, while distracted, was played for a pawn.
They thought him a twerp
his Dukedom was usurped…
Eventually, brains won out over brawn.
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Customer Service Limerick
There once was a customer service rep
who spoke with a smile and great pep.
“That’s not my department,
but prepare for bombardment:
Your refund in twenty-six random steps.”
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Columbus Limerick
Praising Columbus is now impolitic. Truth is, he's considered a bit of a dick. But you've got to respect one who -- wholly unchecked -- can rename people & places, and it sticks.
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