The youth sought to forge a utopia, but suffered a kind of myopia. They built a grand city, but the people were shitty. That's how you make a gleaming dystopia.
Utopian Limerick
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Victoria Falls [Limerick]
A couple went to Victoria Falls to see its splendor with their own eyeballs, but when they got near they squinted and peered but all they saw was a foggy, gray wall!
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Cancun Limerick
The kids struck out for the white sands of Cancun, but to avoid throngs they went at high noon. A crowd, there was not. It was so freakin' hot that each and every last one of them swooned.
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Nashville Limerick
There was a fine singer from Nashville who couldn't ever get on a show bill. Others sang of their trucks, but he drove a Prius. So, relating through song was a task, uphill.
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Houston Limerick
There was a rich man from Houston who sought a nice pad to roost in. He soon found his lair, and worked right downstairs. And, thus, felt the ups and downs of Houston.
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Indy Limerick
There was an old man from Indianapolis who - about the big race - was passionless, "it's far too many miles goin' nowhere with style; I wish I'd been born in Minneapolis!"
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Limerick of the Kenyan Burglar
There was a chill burglar from Kenya who, as he worked, listened to Enya. It lulled him to sleep, a sleep far too deep. He woke up where burglars, they send ya.
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Milky Way Limerick
There was a man from the Milky Way who never knew quite what to say, when asked, "Where ya from?" he pointed with thumbs up, down, right, left, and every which way
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Andean Limerick
There was a gambler from the Andes who was fond of upping the antes, but he got in deep debt and started to bet: "beachfront property here in the Andes!"
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Kanyakumari Limerick
There was an old lady from Kanyakumari who one day tripped on the hem of her sari. She fell into the sea, but said, "Please leave me be. I've long wished to know the world beyond Kanyakumari."
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