There was a chill burglar from Kenya who, as he worked, listened to Enya. It lulled him to sleep, a sleep far too deep. He woke up where burglars, they send ya.
Limerick of the Kenyan Burglar
the !n(tro)verted yogi
Bernie Gourley. Traveling Poet-Philosopher
the !n(tro)verted yogi 