A magician & driver from Agra
was master of the abracadabra.
He'd get forty in a car...
(with a hook and crowbar.)
Told he could get ten more outside, said, "Huh?"
A tourist who traveled to Goa
contracted some mean protozoa.
Claimed she got it in a cave,
but "more likely at a rave,"
said those who recall that girl from Goa.