Columbus Limerick

Praising Columbus is now impolitic.
Truth is, he's considered a bit of a dick.
But you've got to respect
one who -- wholly unchecked --
can rename people & places, and it sticks.

Childhood Limerick

Back in the days of crayons and blocks,
every kid wanted the sixty-four box.
I was low-spirited;
told my talent merited
just eight colors of Cray-kray knockoffs.

Conspiracy Theorist’s Limerick

A conspiracy theorist wouldn't take shots -
claimed they were laced with tracking nanobots.
But he never left home
without taking his phone
which constantly triangulated his exact spot.

Knotty Tree [Haiku]

the knotty tree
stretches wide to reach light --
strength from warped fibers

Physician’s Limerick

There was a mean old physician
who'd always been on a grand mission
to make patients thinner.
He told them for dinner
they should only eat what they caught fishin'.

Evidence [Haiku]

two shucked nuts
sit on a stone pillar --
no squirrel in sight

Winter Cardinal [Haiku]

swollen cardinal
looks like it's been gorging,
but it's winter puffed

Bat Hang [Haiku]

a flying fox hangs
from lush vegetation,
reaching monkey-like

The Sound of Dry [Haiku]

grass in winter
rustles with such tight clacks;
 i hear its dryness