There was an old painter from Jaipur who painted ceilings, floors, walls, and doors. 'Til his boss raised a stink, and said, "Paint it all pink!" "I've not enough pink cans for that chore."
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Category Archives: India
DAILY PHOTO: Chennai Central
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Chennai Limerick
"How big 's the beach?" asked a tourist in Chennai "the beach is half-a-klick," came the reply. "No, he's got it wrong; it's six K. M. long, but it is almost half a klick wide!"
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DAILY PHOTO: An Abundance of Barriers, Manali
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DAILY PHOTO: Monkey See…
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Puducherry Limerick
A fishmonger of old Puducherry
struggled to find a spouse to marry.
It wasn’t what you think-
unless you think it fish stink-
that made the prospective mates wary.
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DAILY PHOTO: Bellandur Street Scene
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DAILY PHOTO: Two Ganeshas
Kolkata Limerick
There was a young scholar of Kolkata who'd debate, Siddhartha to Sartre, but it wasn't so wise to philosophize with guys who drive cabs in Howrah.
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Rishikesh Limerick
A visitor to scenic Rishikesh met a wandering bovine in the flesh. It's only notable cuz it sought a table in a mo-mo joint of old Rishikesh.
Tiger Riding for Beginners 