A reveler visiting Indonesia blacked out with a bout of amnesia. Feeling rather jolly, he passed out in Bali, and woke up on a beach in Polynesia.
Indonesia Limerick
2
Tag Archives: Limerick
Limerick of Kathmandu
A young traveler to old Kathmandu decided to get himself a tattoo of a phrase in Sanskrit that he thought was legit, but it read, "Don't lick the wild ape canoe!"
Share on Facebook, Twitter, Email, etc.
Lizard Limerick
An Eastern Garden Lizard prowling its garden was interrupted by, "Hey, I beg your pardon, but aren't you big for this park?" "I'm afraid you've missed the mark. I don't live here; I own all of these gardens."
Share on Facebook, Twitter, Email, etc.
Mistletoe Limerick
A young man of Vienna was caught off guard smooched by a stranger beside the churchyard. There's mistletoe that naturally grows in the trees above that Viennese churchyard.
Share on Facebook, Twitter, Email, etc.
Bali Limerick
There was a digital nomad of Bali who took to micro-dosing Molly. Once, his dose wasn't micro-, he fell in love with a crow, and decided chugging coffee made for less folly.
Share on Facebook, Twitter, Email, etc.
Vang Vieng Limerick
A tourist tubing on the river Nam Song drifted into a nap that went a little too long. Six rivers later, he bumped into a freighter in open seas, and knew something'd gone wrong.
Share on Facebook, Twitter, Email, etc.
Agra Limerick
A magician & driver from Agra was master of the abracadabra. He'd get forty in a car... (with a hook and crowbar.) Told he could get ten more outside, said, "Huh?"
Share on Facebook, Twitter, Email, etc.
Slovak Limerick
There was a young man from Slovakia who wheedled his way into the mafia, but he couldn't run smack or conduct a "whack." So, he trafficked fake caviar from Sofia.
Share on Facebook, Twitter, Email, etc.
Helsinki Limerick
There was a cafe owner from Helsinki whose coffee shop was often called "dinky." "You must pack them in -- the fat and the thin -- to save on heating, not to be kinky."
Share on Facebook, Twitter, Email, etc.
San Ignacio Limerick
An Italian chef living in San Ignacio invented a cereal he called Nazi-O's. Be careful which way you spell sobriquets so you don't make ignoble, San Ignacio.
Tiger Riding for Beginners 