Tiger Riding for Beginners

Traveling Poet Philosopher & Occasional Wiseacre

The zebra's form of camouflage
   Only works with an entourage.
 The Savanna isn't black and white,
   But with herds it's hard to see where to bite.

There are few things so useless that
 They're as useless as a Giraffe’s hat.
 I guess that’s why you never see
 One in a bowler, fez, or beanie.

I see the humble bumble bee, 
 Or should I say I see its rump.
 It snugged in, made itself cozy --
 To get away it's far too plump.

The Crocodile has a toothy smile,
  And, Oh My, is he so proud of it.
 I'll sing his praises (play Croc-o-phile)
  As long as I'm ten feet above it.

The Leopard cannot change its spots;
 Maybe an obese Cheetah can
 Blot out all of those old, black dots
 With an orange cheese powder tan.

the heron stares at
 the unwitting egret’s back:
  unfond of flatmate?

a bird absconds
 with a tree's last few leaves
  for its Winter nest.

rain patters
 in the rice paddy;
  a frog croaks.

a butterfly
 plays with shape & shadow
  on a sunlit leaf.

bushy black tail
 waves frantically:
  squirrel alarm.