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Shit Creek [Limerick]

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Photograph taken in Budapest, Hungary at the City Park.
The sign said that one cannot swim,
  But the chances of that were quite slim.
   It looked like pea soup,
   But the color of poop,
 To swim up Shit Creek you'd have to be dim.

Malacca Limerick

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There once was a pirate of Malacca,
 Who liked ramen and chow mein and hakka.
 He'd eat any noodles
 by the oodles and oodles, 
 But, with no fiber, he couldn't make caca!