PROMPT: Alternate Universe

Daily writing prompt
Describe your life in an alternate universe.

There are flying cars here. I fear my death will be by chucked beer bottle.

Prepper Limerick

Doomsday preppers prepare for Armageddon,
 neatly arranging food, supplies, and weapons.
   A combo of OCD
    & whooping hillbilly?
 I think I'll just let the warheads beckon.