DAILY PHOTO: Little Ararat from Khor Virap

Eger Limerick

There was a cranky old man from Eger
who was prone to curse and to swear.
He was really a jerk
to Mongols and Turks,
billing them for medieval fortress repair.

The Ottoman [Limerick]

There once was an indolent Turk
who was never around to do work.
With his makeshift footstool,
he'd snore & he'd drool.
They called his stool "the Ottoman" and smirk.