DAILY PHOTO: That Moment When One Pigeon Catches On

Taken May 18, 2014 in Bangalore

Taken May 18, 2014 in Bangalore

DAILY PHOTO: Lions at the Gate

Taken in October of 2013 at Bannerghatta Zoo

Taken in October of 2013 at Bannerghatta Zoo

DAILY PHOTO: Monocled Cobra

Taken in October of 2012 in Bangkok Thailand.

Taken in October of 2012 in Bangkok Thailand.

This was taken at the Red Cross Snake Farm in downtown Bangkok.

DAILY PHOTO: Ross Perot Gargoyle Monkey

Taken March 23, 2014 at Nandi Hills

Taken March 23, 2014 at Nandi Hills

Many say that baby macaques are cute. Those people may not have seen a true infant, hairless and wrinkled, looking–ironically–like an old man.

This one hasn’t even grown to fully look like H. Ross Perot. You see, all young macaques look like H. Ross Perot, and some adult macaques look like Gary Busey.

DAILY PHOTO: Monkey Love

Taken March 23, 2014 at Nandi Hills.

Taken March 23, 2014 at Nandi Hills.

 

DAILY PHOTO: Helping Hand or Monkey Bite?: You Decide

Taken on March 24, 2014 at Nandi Hills.

Taken on March 24, 2014 at Nandi Hills.

One monkey was hanging off the fascia of Tipu Sultan’s old hunting lodge. The other was either being a helpful monkey–trying to help his brother up–or being a mischievous monkey–trying to make him fall.

You figure out which.

Here’s a photo from moments later.

IMG_1348Still can’t tell?

IMG_1350If you said they were in the middle of a mixed martial arts knock-down-drag-out, you were correct.  Here you can see the monkey who had been hanging getting a single-leg take-down on his tormentor.

FYI- For those who think one needs to get all “roided up” for strength building: Note this apparently puny monkey had the upper body strength to pull himself onto a roof while successfully fighting off an attack.

DAILY PHOTO: Let Sleeping Pandas Lie

Taken in the Summer of 2012 at the Atlanta Zoo.

Taken in the Summer of 2012 at the Atlanta Zoo.

Alternative Post Titles Considered:

“Kungfu is Hard Work”

“Too… Many… Steps”

DAILY PHOTO: Crocodile at Peace

Taken in November of 2013 at the Mysore Zoo

Taken in November of 2013 at the Mysore Zoo

There is no smile
worn by a crocodile,
that’ll induce me to pet him.

There’s no grin,
neither wide nor thin,
that extends my treasured limb.

Save your beaming.
It looks scheming.
“No, I won’t go for a swim.”

 

 

DAILY PHOTO: Kung fu Birdy

Taken in January of 2014 on Patong Beach.

Taken in January of 2014 on Patong Beach.

This little bird was going all Daniel-san, reading itself to lay a boot to the head.

 

DAILY PHOTO: Fog Rolls in for a Crab

Taken on Christmas Day on Phuket, Thailand.

Taken on Christmas Day on Phuket, Thailand.

IMG_1694This photo turned out a bit otherworldly. It’s a crab on a barnacle-covered rock who is about to be swamped by a boulder-churned slab of white water.