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Classing It Up [Lyric Poem]

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Photograph of "Le Toilet," a Mona Lisa-festooned Port-o-Potty in downtown Decatur, Georgia -- in front of the Old Courthouse.
One can't class up a Porta Potty
   With French or fancy works of art.
 For each is like a ghetto squatty
   Where one fears to sit... or even fart.

Bohemian Limerick

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There once was an artist, Bohemian,
 Who thought himself quite the comedian.
   Peers thought he lacked heart, 
   & didn't suffer for his art,
 But they suffered the farts of that Bohemian comedian.