Double Entendre Limerick

She came to the party joking about her Dick,
And was advised it was time to change up her schtick.
Her husband Richard
Was becoming triggered,
Hearing her tell strangers she just loved her Big Dick.

PROMPT: Name

Daily writing prompt
Where did your name come from?

Apparently, my [first] name is of French / West German origin and means “bear” “hard.” I’m sure it was chosen because it’s a saint’s name — actually several saints, most of whom were French and none – that I’m aware of – was Irish. This is interesting because my ancestral origins are primarily Irish on both sides, though my family name is apparently of Scottish origin. (I was aware some Scottish ancestry was in there, but didn’t know the name came from Scotland.)

Nom de Polis [Blank Verse]

This town has known many a name
 of ancient, medieval, and modern kind.
It's known more slurs than names, by far,
 and yet this people place remains.