They say, “Don’t drink the Kool-Aid!”
It’s because the 919 people at Jonestown who did so died of cyanide poisoning.
Except they didn’t.
Well, they definitely died, but they didn’t drink Kool-Aid.
They drank “Flavor Aid.”
You see, Jim Jones has been accused of many things,
but not being frugal in the conduct of mass murder isn’t one of them.
Why use the name-brand when everyone is going to keel over by cup’s end?
Now, Ken Kesey did use genuine Kool-Aid in his acid tests —
dubbed “The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Tests” by Tom Wolfe —
because he knew the people he was feeding LSD would live,
if, perhaps, zoinked out of their ever-loving Fahrvergnügen,
and he wanted them to have a quality simulated fruit flavor experience.
I’ve been told many times not to drink the Kool-Aid,
but I can’t say that I’ve been given Kool-Aid with anything in it —
well, other than water, a crap-ton of sugar, and whatever Kool-Aid is made of —
which I assume is similar to the non-liquid ingredients in spray paint.
[And no fatalities have ever been proven in building collapses involving The Kool-Aid Man.]