POEM: Elusive Lunatic


he’s not your run-of-the-mill maniac

thrice escaped and twice hauled back

steely-eyed with a devil’s grin

he invented seven new deadly sins

he watches the “can haz cheezburger” cats

and will stop to fix an old lady’s flat

he’s got two souffles baking in the oven

and is cooking meth on the stove above ‘em

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