There was a lovely lass from Vienna
who couldn’t attend balls without a duenna.
Men wooed like gangbusters,
but dad didn’t trust her.
So, her’s was the meanest duenna in Vienna.
Tiger Riding for Beginners
Traveling Poet Philosopher & Occasional Wiseacre
Tiger Riding for Beginners 
Admittedly, I had to look up the meaning of duenna. So thanks for introducing me to the word, and for your fun poem. That duenna surely did a good job of scaring off the woo-ers.
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I only knew it from Don Quixote. Sancho Panza hated duennas for some reason.
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