There once was a bear named Jerry,
and – like the nursery rhyme Mary –
Jerry Bear was quite contrary.
“Those salmon should not swim upstream.”
“The people I bite should not scream.”
“Why wreck good berries with whip cream?”
There wasn’t a thing anyone said
upon which Jerry would not tread.
Don’t be like Jerry. He’s a d!$%head.
Tiger Riding for Beginners 
Nice! This reminded me of the bear in Jungle Book for some reason (minus the dickhead part, lol). The Bare Necessities!
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Fun poem! And a good lesson on how not to be rude 🙂
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I hear his friend Ben that he regularly hangs out with is pretty cool though. 😀
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LOL!
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