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A Tongue-in-Cheek Poem

I know you feel my sex appeal

despite the lack of earnest squeals.

You should know, despite my glow,

the fans rarely stop to say, “Hello.”

Am I not a rockstar, superhero

because my visibility ranks near zero?

In this hour of superpowers

I think I’ll stop to sniff the flowers.


1 Comment

  1. grace says:

    When you’ve done enough squats to earn
    Oh my god, she’s EG!
    there’s nowhere to go but up.

    You know I appreciate you. Now get out, smart ass!

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