PROMPT: Moon

How much would you pay to go to the moon?

Not one thin dime. I have no pressing need to go to a place without breathable quantities of oxygen for longer than I can hold my breath. If complex technology is required every millisecond to stay alive… well, I know where I’m not wanted.

I’ll leave it to the billionaires who have enough spare change lying around to fund personal space programs.

I’ll stick to gazing at it admiringly from afar.