POEM: Piss-Poor Prankster [Bergerette – Day 1 PoMo]

"I saw a bloated body as it tool'd
downstream - 'twas a man festooned with jewels!"
"How long ago? Maybe I can catch him?"
[Dives in] this mate, a man who was quite dim.
"April Fools', my friend, April Fools'!"