“This is going on your permanent record, young man!”

“All is impermanent.”

“I want you to get up there and clean your room.”

“Desire is the root of all suffering.”

“There’s a big spider in the corner, kill it!”

“Nothing can harm you as much as your own thoughts.”

“My left sock has static cling.”

“You only lose what you cling to.”

“HELP! My sleeve got caught in this threshing machine.”

“No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and…[cringes]”

“I wonder where the Professor is, he’s usually not late.”

“When the student is ready, the teacher will appear.”

“I’m feeling like a jelly doughnut.”

“What we feel, we attract.”

“I’m thinking a jelly doughnut would be good, too.”

“What we think, we become.”

“I’m furious with you.”

“Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.”

“Well, speak up. Explain yourself!”

“He who doesn’t understand one’s silence will probably not understand one’s words.”

“HELP! My sleeve got caught in this threshing machine.”

“Be patient. Everything comes to you in the… [cringes]”

“It’s time to take the trash out.”

“If anything is worth doing, do it with all YOUR heart.”

“No. I’m sorry, I can’t go to your Solar eclipse gala bash. I have to take my grandmother to chemotherapy.”

“Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth.”